May 2013
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April 2013
15 posts
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Since I signed up for Facebook back in 2005, I’ve amassed about 1,500 friends - many of whom I don’t speak to, don’t care about, and secretly troll and make fun of on a regular basis. You do it too. Everybody does. But there are people from my past who post shit every day that surpasses a laugh and goes straight for depressing me the hell out. I can’t keep drawing myself...
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UMD: Frat Bro Writes Best-Ever Guide for Talking... →
Sometimes the internet giveths, and sometimes it giveths SO MUCH THANK YOU KIND AND GENEROUS INTERNET. Today the internet unbuttoned her blouse, and shook out the most amazing letter from a frat bro about how to communicate with those wily and mysterious creatures known as “Jewish women”.
Why Does Tolkien Call the Hobbits’ Land the Shire... →
I feel myself trying to be charming, and then I realize I’m obviously trying to...
– Gillian Flynn - ‘Gone Girl’
March 2013
6 posts
it had been almost two years since i’d really, really swing danced
i don’t know...
– Chelsea Fagan’s Blog:
Well, looks like I have something else to add to the list of things to do in Paris the next time I’m there. Glad to hear you’re back at it, Chels.
I never really learned how to swing dance properly, but one of the first things Al and I ever did together was...
February 2013
5 posts
classof1999:
this sound haunts me in my sleep
January 2013
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Dear Yoga Studios I Have Attended...
Please stop sending me emails with subject headings like: “Awaken to the eternal wisdom of yoga” or “Warm up your soul”. Otherwise I’ll be sending you a dental bill for repairing enamel damage caused by me throwing up a little everytime I open my inbox.
December 2012
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Los Alamitos Unified will require teachers of... →
I find it incredible that scientific findings which are overwhelmingly supported by empirical evidence and confirmed by experts on climate change (or evolution) are considered “controversial” in the 21st century. And by “incredible” I mean “horrifically embarrassing.” Education in the sciences isn’t supposed to be “balanced.” It’s supposed to be accurate. Many people believe in the power of prayer...