September 2010
19 posts
Me: I never took a trip with both of my parents together. But I'd assume it would be something like this.
Jen: what, with your mother wanting to kill herself?
Me: yeah, something like that
Jen: and your father methodically doing annoying things?
Me: yeah..
Jen: ...and your mother constantly looking for something sharp and fatal?
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t...
– John Waters
more to the point I lost any and all interest in your contrived “tell me about...
– OKCupid ‘match’.
Just in case you were curious, meeting losers online is just as depressing as meeting losers in real life. Don’t kid yourself.